The Fiefdom of Jackie Lynn Thomas is a huge, pleasant nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape and frequent executions. The hard-working population of 402 million Jackie Lynn Thomasians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.9%.

The strong Jackie Lynn Thomasian economy, worth 19.1 trillion ryous a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Retail. Average income is 47,634 ryous, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

Children asking questions about science are referred to relevant sections in religious texts, the death penalty has been reintroduced, corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians, and college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jackie Lynn Thomas's national animal is the bird, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Jackie Lynn Thomas is ranked 72,950^th in the world and 568^th in Remembrance for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 3,193.28 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.